Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Raccoon in our House

There's a raccoon living in our garage.  I don't know what to do.  All we did is really put a trap up there and put a toast with the stuff my mom puts in rice stuff (chicken base) and we put peanut butter on it. 
And also my mom put flour and also my mom put sugar on the roof, like everywhere on the roof to see if there's any paw prints in the flour, I meant.  Like any animal footprints.  And I'm thinking like a mouse is gonna end up in there.  Peanut butter?  Why would a raccoon like peanut butter?
And animals are one of my favorite things.  And did you know that I seen this show that this little elf, when this huge huge elf--that's really a human--went to a raccoon and said, "Who needs a hu-ug?"  And then we had, speaking of animals, we went to the Ogden Nature Center.  It has like two million animals there.  And we seen a bald eagle.  And we seen the cutest owl in the whole entire world.  And we seen frogs.  And we seen that their big froats go out while they croak: ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.  It's really awesome!
And do you like animals?  Because they're like the cutest things, and they're really nice.  Except sometimes they're jumpy like raccoons--they jump all over you.  And I seen their raccoon prints.  And also  we seen all these animals at the Ogden Nature Center.  It was so cool.  And I also saw a tarantula there.  And there's these huge humongous snakes.  And animals are the best things.  And also animals are one of my favorite things.  And also we have seen so different kinds of birds at the Ogden Nature Center and stuff and it's so awesome and I hope you love animals too because they're really really really--some of them are really really soft and really really cute and all these different things.
Animals, I hope you like 'em.  'joy this talk please.
Goodbye.  Have a nice time.  Maybe seeing animals and stuff.

1 comment:

  1. andrew - maybe when you come here this summer i could take you guys to the memphis zoo. it's super cool! and we have a membership. luke loves all the snakes. he also loves the sea lions and the polar bears cause they swim around and push off the glass right in front of you. the sea lions are so friendly and seem to really love people. i think you are funny when you say "i saw this movie with this little elf, i mean this huge elf..." i like you.

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